Petone Draught, 3.90%

Get teary eye’d thinking about the fact you were born too late to enjoy the Six o'clock swill? Well Abandoned Brewery has the perfect beer for you and your mates to accurately recreate it in the comfort of your own home. And just like your forebears - logout of Teams and drink as many of these beers as you responsibly can until the clock strikes 6 pm, beauty!

Red IPA, 5.5% 
A mature beer for a mature pallet... Big toffee malt richness with citrus hop bite to back it up. Mmm tastes like the season we're in.

A classic oatmeal stout dry hopped to fuck with the finest US grown Amarillo. Big Orange-citrus hop character, robust bitterness, classic coffee and cocoa.

5.0% ABV.

Pilsner, 5.0%

Crafted, as all good German-like pilsner should be, to be necked in responsibly large quantities while sitting in das Biergarten un bratwurst und sauerkraut. PROST Mein Bruder, trinken wir viel davon verantwortungsvoll! Ya ya ya!

Lager 4.0%
Radiant pale gold, cracker, and crisp citrus. dry finish with a gentle touch of lingering bitterness.

APA, 5.4%

Goes down as easily as the US removes political leaders of resource-rich third-world countries. Just like a Weapon Of Mass Destruction, the perfect excuse to invade the pub with your closest allies. The perfect beer to destabilise the relationship with your significant other by going out and drinking this when it’s probably a pretty bad idea in the long term.

Hazy Pale Ale, 5.0%

What do we really need to tell you about a hazy pale ale at this point? Blah blah blah blah. Something something. Words about this beer. Blah blah blah. Hops and malt and etc etc etc. Mmmmm yummy beer, yes I want to drink it responsibly mmmm.

FRESH HOP Hazy Pale Ale, 5.0% 
Along with the compulsory PORK vandalism we’ve loaded up this hazy pale ale with an absurd amount of Superdelic Fresh Hops! Let waves of hoppy stuff wash over you as you get angrier and angrier about us collaborating with NZ’s most notorious vandal.

Berliner Weisse, 4.20%

Du Narr, du hast das wirklich übersetzen lassen, um herauszufinden, was wir über dieses Bier gesagt haben! Verdammt, es muss wehtun, wenn man ihn wie einen Trottel aussehen lässt. Aber wenn Sie tatsächlich Deutsch sprechen, entschuldigen wir uns und Sie sind offensichtlich kein Dummkopf und wir lieben Sie und Ihre Kultur. Deshalb haben wir dieses Bier gemacht. Jawohl!

Hazy #13, 6.5%

The award-winning Hazy #13 was so fricking unbelievably great we had to bring it back! The big hitters Nectaron, Mosaic and Centennial, Juicy AF but with a solid bitterness.