You’re holding a can armed with no less than two and a third ripe pears - blitzed into one of our biggest, richest, fruit-driven sour bases yet. We’ve cranked every dial to oblivion: double the lacto, boosted ABV, and an utterly ridiculous fruit loading rate you could practically drown in. Massive fresh pear aromatics detonate on the nose before sliding into a silky, dense, ultra lush orchard-dessert finish.
It’s PEAR MODE X10.
Turned up. Turned stupid. Turned all the way on.

10% ABV

Best Before: 2027/02/06

Say hello to Get Ignit - a thick, creamy, green masterpiece built for the smoothie-sour lovers who like their beers bold, decadent, and just a little unhinged. This one hits like a dessert detonation: coconut and vanilla ice cream laying down lush, velvety sweetness while a swirl of matcha green tea extract brings that earthy, cheesecake-level richness. All of it rides atop a smooth, sweet-sour base that glows a vibrant matcha green in the glass. Creamy, dreamy, and fully loaded, Get Ignit pours thick and silky, balancing dessert indulgence with a lively sour snap. It’s a mashup of cheesecake decadence, smoothie texture, and matcha magic - built to go big, sip slow, and get a little ignit.

6.8% ABV

Best Before: 2027/03/03

Sweet, playful and impossible to ignore.Talk To Me pours a soft blush pink and opens with juicy strawberry and floral lychee, before slipping into creamy banana, coco cream and a whisper of vanilla.It’s all good vibes and soft landings - like drifting through a daydream.Light, luscious and dangerously easy to love. Go on. Talk to us.

5.9% ABV

Best Before: 2027/03/03

Give in to your indulgent side with this Triple Fruited Smoothie Sour harnessing the decadent and exotic flavours of Dragonfruit, Pomegranate, and Banana all tied together with white chocolate and thick creamy milk sugar.

Big and thick pouring a deep red and aromas reminiscent of a boutique patisserie.

6.3% ABV

Best Before: 2027/01/22

Bring it right back to me weaves sun-warmed Aussie blueberries, ripe mango and deep blackcurrant into a luxuriously thick smoothie. A gentle ribbon of vanilla cream softens the vibrant fruit tang into a velvety, frui-punching-like finish that lingers just long enough to tickle the nice part of your brain. Quietly indulgent and effortlessly balanced, it’s all dessert-style decadence without any of the fuss y'all. Circle back one of these into your head hole!

6% ABV

Best Before: 2027/01/09

No Rules throws pear, banana and walnut into the tank like nobody’s checking the tank schedule or recipe - in a good way. From our R&D program, pear brings this juicy, thick sweetness, banana pads it out with that smooth, creamy weight, and the walnut cuts through with a warm little nutty grin that shouldn’t work but absolutely does. It’s a chunky, weird, fruit-and-nut smoothie that leans into the madness instead of hiding from it. No blueprint. No tidy edges. Just a sour doing its own thing and daring you to keep up. Can you dig it?

6.2% ABV

Best Before: 2027/02/07