Bruh.

This Unk. Unk like beer.

Unk not too bright. But beer bright.

Beer good. Like juice. But shiny.

Bruh. A Bright IPA.

Fruity, rounded and juicy with soft bitterness like a hazy, but clean, crisp and clear like a WCIPA. Approachable and Tropical.

All rizzed up, as the kids say.

No cap. Uh, Skibidi?

6.5% ABV

Best Before: 2026/01/01

Everyone loves Hallertau and everyone loves a crisp, refreshing Lager – Hallertau have come to the party with Lager Lager Lager, a mixed pack that includes:

2x #1 Kolsch
2x #5 Pilsnah
2x #8 Mr Yakimoto Rice Lager

3.8% - New English Hazy Pale

New England haze meets English session sensibility. Please & Thank You, contemporary ‘New English’ hazy pale ale. Brewed with Golden Promise malt, wheat and oats with a generous addition of Peacharine, Citra & Mosaic hops for extra smooth mouthfeel, juicy fresh cut peaches & cream flavour and lifted citrus and bright fruit candy aromatics. Cheers.

Brewed in Collaboration with England’s Two Flints brewery

Pie In The Sky Truffled NZ Whisky Barrel-Aged Barleywine was aged for 14 months in NZ Whisky Co casks. This dark amber beer presents a glorious harmony of black truffles and single malt whisky with notes of sherried walnuts, milk chocolate, dry spices and Christmas cake, with a lingering red wine finish.

These beers will age gracefully for many years, but are fabulous right now. Do not serve cold! Treat it like you would a port or red wine and serve it in an elegant glass. Enjoy it in your bubble for any reason to celebrate.

12% ABV.

NO MAN'S LAND BOURBON BARREL-AGED IMPERIAL STOUT - FRESH RELEASE!!

No Man's Land is a bold bourbon barrel-aged imperial stout brewed in collaboration with Nowhere Bourbon, aging our imperial stout in their freshly emptied barrels. Subtle oak & vanilla support rich chocolate, roast, biscuit and caramel, finishing with warming spirit character.

Does what it says on the tin, mate! Everything you like from a hazy: full flavour, juicy, and all of those delicious tropical notes from dry hopping, without too much bitter.

Flavours: Quenching tropical fruits, citrus and lime zest from the US and NZ hops with solid body to match from Oats and Wheat.

5.3% ABV.

GRAPEFRUIT IPA 440ML

A very large aromatic citrus and hop
aroma, very lean on the malt with layers
of hoppy tanginess.

#N/A

AUSTRALIAN PILSNER - FRESH RELEASE!!

Glowing golden in the glass, this is a pilsner with a true Southern Hemisphere twist. Brewed exclusively with Australia’s superstar Eclipse hops, it crackles with a refreshing bitterness while bursting with vibrant flavours of sweet mandarin, zesty citrus peel, and fresh pine. Bright, bold, and unmistakably Aussie, it’s a crisp lager that takes a classic style and kicks it up a notch with hop-forward flair.

LYCHEE LEMONADE,
SORBET SOUR 5%

Rosy pink, tart, and refreshing as hell. This Lychee Lemonade Sorbet Sour has a crispy tropical fizz, making it dangerously smashable. Summer vibes in a glass.

Unleash the power of the gods with Kratos, the latest warrior in our award-winning beer saga. This bold West Coast IPA is a hop-charged battle cry, erupting with flavour from a fierce global blend of hops. Every sip is a mythic clash of intensity and character, calling all hop hunters to rise. Can you handle the force? Kratos is here to brew-tally conquer your palate and claim victory on the tongue!

When the swell’s dropped and the sun’s got that lazy tilt, it’s time to Relax.

Crisp, cool and easy-going, this Cold IPA drifts between pine and ripe pineapple, with a flash of grapefruit to keep things bright. Light-bodied and dry, it slides down smooth – the kind of beer made for sandy feet, salty hair and nowhere to be.

Clean, balanced and quietly bold, Relax is a reminder that not every wave needs chasing; some are best enjoyed from the shoreline. 

Kettle soured wheat, lightly salted and infused with white peaches - a delicate three way salty, sweet and sour balancing act. A little bit of white mischief in a beer where anything gose.

Brewed for Wellington On A Plate 2015.

Salted White Peach Sour - 2.9% ABV

Night Spirit Imperial Stout is a luscious black ale that has been aged more than 10 months in whisky casks that held very special NZ single malt whisky for more than 20 years. The casks have a great story to tell and amazing flavours to contribute to the beer.

Originally these American oak casks held American bourbon from J. T. S. Brown and Sons (now Heaven Hill) and were coopered in the early 1960’s. The resulting beer is deep, dark, and intense in flavour with notes of oak, roasted barley, black malts, vanilla, and whisky.
There were a very limited number of NZ Whiskey Co. barrels, and we can coax the whiskey character out of a barrel and into a beer only once. After that, the barrel may offer oak flavour, but the whiskey character is essentially lost. Each bottle is hand numbered. The 2017 release is sold out. Annual releases are planned for 2018 – 2021 and supply is very limited.

Count yourself fortunate if you are lucky enough to get your hands on some of these bottles. It is a unique experience which can’t be repeated and the beer will age gracefully for years. We expect the sweet spot to be around 3-5 years. Do not serve cold! Treat it like a port or red wine and serve it in an elegant glass.

12% ABV.